You don’t know frustration!

Next time a youngling starts whining and winging about how they had to wait like totally 8 seconds for the latest 4K blockbuster to download to their pocket sized entertainment factory, play them this recording of Space Invaders loading on a commodore 64 FROM TAPE!

Then, just before their brain liquifies from the boredom, hit them with this!

ohmygoodgodyouuselesspieceofcrap!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

My work here is done. Mwhaaaaaaaaa! MWHAAAAAA!!!